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Walt Disney World AU meme

In this AU, right before leaving everyone, Walt decides to give everyone whether living or dead a present: Free tickets to the Walt Disney World park! Never mind that he never mentions a park that he didn't destroy in this universe, or why he named a park after himself (altho that's not out of character for him).

I guess you can't look a gift horse in the mouth? Even if the gift reminds you a lot of a horrifyingly traumatizing experience. It's fine just try to have fun.

Just... try to ignore all that Mickey Mouse imagery.

The Rides

Hey, what’s Disney without all the fun rides! Like… the Haunted Mansion…. Or the Carousel of Progress…

Hmm.. well luckily there are still plenty of rides at Walt Disney World that don’t have traumatizing connotations here! Rock n Roller Coaster is a blast and it’s always fun to wait in the incredibly long line for Peter Pan ride!

Or heck, maybe you wanna trash the place as revenge on the torture Disney caused! Try climbing out of the Doombuggy to strangle the attic bride or break the TV sets in the Tower of Terror preshow room! The poor cast members will be suffering for it but at least you got to punch Rod’s stupid TV face.

Just a heads up if anyone wants to trash the Tower of Terror, Rod will be there in the lobby the whole time curled up on the couch and refusing to let any of the Cast Members force him out of there

The Shows

Well you shouldn’t have a whole lot of trauma with the shows at least! Because lbr there isn’t exactly a whole lot of plot material we can get out a fake filming of an Indiana Jones movie or the Muppets singing about American history.

But hey, have fun watching a bunch of cheesy shows with fun special effects! Take refuge knowing that we didn’t horribly ruin them for you

The Characters

… Huh, a lot of people here sure are dressed and acting like people you know. That’s kinda creepy.

The Food

If there’s one thing Walt Disney World is known for, it’s their wide variety of food. Sure you can get some crappy popcorn or a generic sugar cookie, but there are a variety of wonderful snacks and restaurants to try out to your heart’s content-THEY SERIOUSLY MAKE YOU PAY 7 BUCKS FOR A PRETZEL??

Other

Feel free to check out the hotels or Disney Springs or do whatever the heck you want here! The world is your oyster… as long as you wanna pay for it.

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[You'd think that after a harrowing experience like participating in a game of mutual killing, a sweet boy like Louis would be horrifically impacted by his presence in the game.

But that doesn't mean he can't have fun where he can, right? Like going to Splash Mountain! Right now, several employees are huddled off to the side, staring in terror at the giant alligator currently occupying the lagoon below the drop. A sign nearby reads "SPLASH MOUNTAIN IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE". Louis is currently just floating on his back in the water, his eyes closed. He lets out a loud snore and the employees jump back.

Eventually, he'll realize his error, apologize profusely, and try to find his way somewhere else. At least there's all this food? He's spending most of his time hanging around the food courts to try and eat away his worries, except...all of the food here is really expensive. Most of the time, he just stands off to the side, twisting his tail in his hands and nervously approaching anyone who looks friendly enough to give a poor gator some food. Or maybe you'll spot him trying to discreetly take a pretzel from someone's stand with the tip of his tail. Occasionally, he'll wince and pull his tail back.]

Ow, ow, ow, that's hot, that's really hot!

[Sometime later, he makes his way down by the riverboats, staring at a park employee in a...well. A...walkabout that looks like him. The costume's face is fixed in a perpetual open smile, its blank eye staring into the void ahead.

Louis crosses his arms.]

Now, that just ain't right.

[...Yeah, this whole place is just. Sort of terrible. He wants to go home.]

Edited (im so tired) 2018-10-07 20:15 (UTC)

Psst. Hey. Watch this.

[You want that pretzel, buddy? He'll get you that pretzel. Fiddleford very discreetly yanks one of his arms out of its socket in a perfectly discreet manner, discrete-like. Y'know. We're all just chill here. Then he holds it out in his other hand much like a grabby stick only actual human bone and delicately pilfers a pretzel.

Walt owes them. One pretzel won't hurt him. In Fiddleford's opinion about a hundred pretzels still wouldn't be adequate compensation.

Petty? Him? Perish the thought.]

Bone doesn't feel heat quite the same as flesh, y'know.

Oh, I--

[Louis opens his mouth to stop Fiddleford, but words fail him as he sees the man casually just pop one of his skeleton arms off to grab the pretzel. He closes his yap, staring at the detached arm with an expression of fascination and mild horror.

He glances nervously towards the person attending the stand, but they don't seem to be paying attention (nor do they seem to care). A genuine grin appears on the gator's face as he gingerly takes the pretzel, holding his pinky out in an attempt at being fancy.]

Huh! Thanks! Boy, if that vendor had seen ya, he'd probably have a bone to pick with ya, am I right?

[He lets out a laugh that slowly becomes more stilted and uncomfortable. He then falls silent, his free hand twisting his tail anxiously.]

Sorry.

Oh, naw, it's fine.

[He pops his arm back into its socket. He used to be a lot more ginger about it but he's been a skeleton for a good while now, he's got practice. And he's always been a fast learner anyhow.]

Not much sense bein' upset about it, might as well make jokes.

[Who says the dead can't have a nice vacation? Eternity in a city full of color and music is nice and all, but if Walt's offering tickets then who would Fiddleford be to say no. And anyway, it's pretty much the only way he and Ford will be able to get married (properly, not fruit-married) with more of their friends and family present than the handful that had the misfortune to die permanently along with them.

What's that, you say? Disney weddings cost a ton? Skeletons don't have money and also Walt got them killed, for real, forever, so they're getting married at his damn park and he can deal with it.

The wedding itself is held at the train station because it's a nice easy-to-find location and also happens to be very pretty. Everyone is invited to watch two skeletons only not cry because they literally don't have tear ducts. Just don't hug them too hard after-- remember their spines aren't quite what they used to be.

You can also catch Fiddleford out and about post-wedding in a markedly less terrible hawaiian shirt than the last one he wore. It's still terrible, mind you, just less so. Park-goers who weren't part of a horrible death ritual sometimes give him very, very odd looks but he pays that no mind. This is his honeymoon and he's going to eat this overpriced churro and have a good time. At least most of the actual children in attendance seem to find his appearance intriguing, and for them he'll sometimes pull a little trick like pulling one skeletal arm out of its socket so he can wave it with the other one. It's fine!! It's just part of the Disney magic probably!!! Check out what they can do with holograms these days!!!! And of course by the time their parents turn back around to see what's got them making excited kid noises he'll have popped it back into place.]

Probably shouldn't get a kick out of that as much as I do.

[Mainly he's interested in checking out the animatronics, given that that's something of a hobby of his and all.

This has escalated to him hopping off the boat mid-ride through Small World. What the fuck are they going to do? He's dead and on his honeymoon. He is invincible. His clothes are also now kind of wet but it's fine, he's here among the helldolls. Join him if you like because you definitely cannot stop him.]

Edited 2018-10-08 03:02 (UTC)

[Wander has like five churros in his hands that he's scarfing down like it's his last meal because it's his first in months. All this sugar and fat can't be good for him, but he probably makes up for it with the 90% vegetable diet of his.]

Sho-- [please don't talk with your mouth full] I like your shirt!

[Flamingos are cute and it makes Fiddles look like he's having a blast.]

[This is beautiful--WALL-E can only hope to someday experience that kind of joy someday, perhaps even with Eve, but as it is, the little robot is clapping enthusiastically and making a lot of long, drawn out "AWWWWWWW"s during the wedding while grasping their metal hands in joy because it's just so sweet.

Once the wedding ends, WALL-E will quickly approach Fiddleford to shake his hands happily. Congrats on the wedding!!]

Edited 2018-10-10 07:03 (UTC)

[Look at him. Having fun. Eating churros. That fucker.

Someone's gotta knock him down a peg. Literally, by stealing his skull and running off with it.]

[Rocket is here for precisely two reasons, food and shenanigans and fuck anyone who gets in the way of either of those things. That includes anyone insisting he pay for any of the numerous snacks and souvenirs he can be found with. Paying for things is for suckers, and if those employees clearly didn't want them bad enough if they couldn't stop them.]

I dunno why people're making such a big freakin' deal about how much this crap costs. Security here sucks, this's been a cakewalk.

[Also, you know how the big yeti animatronic on Expedition Everest ride isn't supposed to actually move anymore, because it's kind of slowly tearing down the entire structure every time it does so? It's moving. Kind of a lot.]

[Like probably more than it was originally meant or built to?]

HEY, I THINK I GOT IT WORKING! Wanna see if we can ride this sucker outta here?

[Someone might wanna stop that.]

[Elsewhere, Rocket can be found generally all over the park. If he finds his way into any of the shows, you bet he's heckling the stage from some hidden vantage point. And god help the Gaston face actor for today.]

[Stop it, you say? That's a joke, right? Because Negaduck actively encourages this kind of thing.]

Can it kill?

[Why is the mountain shaking? What is happening here.

What.

What.]

Are you out of your mind?!

[This is. Definitely not anywhere in the approximation of home. For any of them, as far as she can tell. But it appears to be an actual genuine not-made-of-trash amusement park, and there are exactly zero posted rules about having to kill people, so why not enjoy themselves a little bit? Penny is going to try, anyway. She's got a very nice hat from somewhere, which feels right for reasons she can't understand.]

[She can be found generally all over the parks taking in any attractions that don't involve food, water, or conspicuous weight limits, but you best bet she's checking out the Tower of Terror in particular. She has READ about this place. ...It seems like less of a robot utopia than she was lead to believe, and more like a good place for someone to get murdered. The. Actual ride is kind of fun though? Spoopy.]

[Spaceship Earth gets a warmer reaction, despite Penny spending a long time outside, squinting up at the ball-like structure as she tries to mentally confirm that this is, sort of, the same place she's heard about. But once she's inside? Hot diggity, let's get some edumacation on, this stuff actually seems sort of interesting.]

[She might be taking notes. Please help. Maybe at least show her Project Tomorrow.]

[Penny also spends a lot of time at the Frontierland Shootin' Arcade. Like a lot? She's doing really well. The staff running the game might be starting to suspect her of cheating somehow, h e l p.]

[Wander can always learn more about space!! Space is awesome!! He wants to cry he loves space so much.

His eyes are glued to the display while Penny takes notes, and once it's over, he gives a standing ovation.]

Wasn't that the cutest thing ever?!

[Chicken Little is still very much a small skeleton chicken thanks to... everything awful that happened involving Buck Cluck, but!! Disney world!! He's never been to an amusement park before so he is going to attempt to enjoy it as best as he can!

One minor obstruction comes up though when he approaches the rides and... he's just so short that the bar measuring one's height hovers quite a few feet above his head, so maybe you'll see him struggling to stand on his toes here in vain to try to reach the height limit. Granted, who is going to stop him from pushing past and getting on anyway, but... Chicken Little is a good boy, okay, he's going to need encouragement for that.

It's also pretty easy to lose him in a crowd due to his short stature, and he occasionally bumps into a couple of people, including the costumed characters as he quickly attempts to apologize--only to stop when he realizes that who he bumped into is... oh.]

Abby? Wh--what, why are you...

[And then up saunters someone in a Chicken Little character costume and boy, isn't that surreal getting to see what he looked like when he was alive and not a small skeleton chicken.

Finally, once he's managed to pull away from that awkwardness, he goes to the gift shops because hey, maybe he can get a souvenir at least to bring back with him to the land of the dead.

... Except, what he finds is... um. Some reminders of a certain someone that several of us here are not happy about, but Chicken Little holds them as if they are the most valuable thing in this shop. Probably the nicest things he's ever seen depicted of him and his dad, to be perfectly honest.]

[GRAUNTIE MIM IS...AROUND. Wearing a tacky Hawaiian print dress and double-fisting Lefou's Brew.

Occasionally she might hide in the waters of the Jungle Cruise and pop out as a giant purple crocodile, or hijack a float in the electrical parade as a dragon. What, are YOU gonna tell her to stop?]

[Wow, what an honor. Being invited to go see a theme park.

But actually, Oswald still finds a strong measure of joy in finally getting to see one of the parks that would lend so much inspiration to The Wasteland, and the biggest one Walt had to offer. If nothing else, he could kick his feet up, check out some rides, and take some notes for when he finally reunited with his lovely wife and his lovely children.

He proudly marches around in his blue shorts checking out the meet-n-greets to chat up a princess or prince, stops to have some dole whip on a bench.

There's a bit of a commotion when he's caught vandalizing the famous statue of Walt and Mickey - namely, he's trying to stick Oswald ears to Mickey's head. And, look, now he's being dragged away by guards.]

Hey, c'mon! Don't you know who I am?

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Walt Disney World AU meme

louis | princess and the frog

GAY COUNTRY CRIME BOYS

BE GAY DO CRIMES!!!!!

gay crimes.... grimes..........

fiddleford mcgucket | gravity falls | i want you to know blank okayed all of this so blame blank

hanging around

train station

no subject

Rocket | MCU

everest

everest

Penny Polendina | RWBY

Spaceship Earth

Chicken Little (of the dead)

Madam Mim

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit | Epic Mickey