Walt Disney World AU meme

[grimgrinningghosts]

In this AU, right before leaving everyone, Walt decides to give everyone whether living or dead a present: Free tickets to the Walt Disney World park! Never mind that he never mentions a park that he didn't destroy in this universe, or why he named a park after himself (altho that's not out of character for him).

I guess you can't look a gift horse in the mouth? Even if the gift reminds you a lot of a horrifyingly traumatizing experience. It's fine just try to have fun.

Just... try to ignore all that Mickey Mouse imagery.

The Rides

Hey, what’s Disney without all the fun rides! Like… the Haunted Mansion…. Or the Carousel of Progress…

Hmm.. well luckily there are still plenty of rides at Walt Disney World that don’t have traumatizing connotations here! Rock n Roller Coaster is a blast and it’s always fun to wait in the incredibly long line for Peter Pan ride!

Or heck, maybe you wanna trash the place as revenge on the torture Disney caused! Try climbing out of the Doombuggy to strangle the attic bride or break the TV sets in the Tower of Terror preshow room! The poor cast members will be suffering for it but at least you got to punch Rod’s stupid TV face.

Just a heads up if anyone wants to trash the Tower of Terror, Rod will be there in the lobby the whole time curled up on the couch and refusing to let any of the Cast Members force him out of there

The Shows

Well you shouldn’t have a whole lot of trauma with the shows at least! Because lbr there isn’t exactly a whole lot of plot material we can get out a fake filming of an Indiana Jones movie or the Muppets singing about American history.

But hey, have fun watching a bunch of cheesy shows with fun special effects! Take refuge knowing that we didn’t horribly ruin them for you

The Characters

… Huh, a lot of people here sure are dressed and acting like people you know. That’s kinda creepy.

The Food

If there’s one thing Walt Disney World is known for, it’s their wide variety of food. Sure you can get some crappy popcorn or a generic sugar cookie, but there are a variety of wonderful snacks and restaurants to try out to your heart’s content-THEY SERIOUSLY MAKE YOU PAY 7 BUCKS FOR A PRETZEL??

Other

Feel free to check out the hotels or Disney Springs or do whatever the heck you want here! The world is your oyster… as long as you wanna pay for it.

Comments

GAY COUNTRY CRIME BOYS

[terribibble]

Psst. Hey. Watch this.

[You want that pretzel, buddy? He'll get you that pretzel. Fiddleford very discreetly yanks one of his arms out of its socket in a perfectly discreet manner, discrete-like. Y'know. We're all just chill here. Then he holds it out in his other hand much like a grabby stick only actual human bone and delicately pilfers a pretzel.

Walt owes them. One pretzel won't hurt him. In Fiddleford's opinion about a hundred pretzels still wouldn't be adequate compensation.

Petty? Him? Perish the thought.]

Bone doesn't feel heat quite the same as flesh, y'know.

BE GAY DO CRIMES!!!!!

[bayoublues]

Oh, I--

[Louis opens his mouth to stop Fiddleford, but words fail him as he sees the man casually just pop one of his skeleton arms off to grab the pretzel. He closes his yap, staring at the detached arm with an expression of fascination and mild horror.

He glances nervously towards the person attending the stand, but they don't seem to be paying attention (nor do they seem to care). A genuine grin appears on the gator's face as he gingerly takes the pretzel, holding his pinky out in an attempt at being fancy.]

Huh! Thanks! Boy, if that vendor had seen ya, he'd probably have a bone to pick with ya, am I right?

[He lets out a laugh that slowly becomes more stilted and uncomfortable. He then falls silent, his free hand twisting his tail anxiously.]

Sorry.

gay crimes.... grimes..........

[terribibble]

Oh, naw, it's fine.

[He pops his arm back into its socket. He used to be a lot more ginger about it but he's been a skeleton for a good while now, he's got practice. And he's always been a fast learner anyhow.]

Not much sense bein' upset about it, might as well make jokes.