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foolishmemers2018-10-07 01:31 pm
grimgrinningghosts) wrote in foolishmemers2018-10-07 01:31 pm
Walt Disney World AU meme
In this AU, right before leaving everyone, Walt decides to give everyone whether living or dead a present: Free tickets to the Walt Disney World park! Never mind that he never mentions a park that he didn't destroy in this universe, or why he named a park after himself (altho that's not out of character for him).
I guess you can't look a gift horse in the mouth? Even if the gift reminds you a lot of a horrifyingly traumatizing experience. It's fine just try to have fun.
Just... try to ignore all that Mickey Mouse imagery.
The Rides
Hey, what’s Disney without all the fun rides! Like… the Haunted Mansion…. Or the Carousel of Progress…
Hmm.. well luckily there are still plenty of rides at Walt Disney World that don’t have traumatizing connotations here! Rock n Roller Coaster is a blast and it’s always fun to wait in the incredibly long line for Peter Pan ride!
Or heck, maybe you wanna trash the place as revenge on the torture Disney caused! Try climbing out of the Doombuggy to strangle the attic bride or break the TV sets in the Tower of Terror preshow room! The poor cast members will be suffering for it but at least you got to punch Rod’s stupid TV face.
Just a heads up if anyone wants to trash the Tower of Terror, Rod will be there in the lobby the whole time curled up on the couch and refusing to let any of the Cast Members force him out of there
The Shows
Well you shouldn’t have a whole lot of trauma with the shows at least! Because lbr there isn’t exactly a whole lot of plot material we can get out a fake filming of an Indiana Jones movie or the Muppets singing about American history.
But hey, have fun watching a bunch of cheesy shows with fun special effects! Take refuge knowing that we didn’t horribly ruin them for you
The Characters
… Huh, a lot of people here sure are dressed and acting like people you know. That’s kinda creepy.
The Food
If there’s one thing Walt Disney World is known for, it’s their wide variety of food. Sure you can get some crappy popcorn or a generic sugar cookie, but there are a variety of wonderful snacks and restaurants to try out to your heart’s content-THEY SERIOUSLY MAKE YOU PAY 7 BUCKS FOR A PRETZEL??
Other
Feel free to check out the hotels or Disney Springs or do whatever the heck you want here! The world is your oyster… as long as you wanna pay for it.
Chicken Little (of the dead)
One minor obstruction comes up though when he approaches the rides and... he's just so short that the bar measuring one's height hovers quite a few feet above his head, so maybe you'll see him struggling to stand on his toes here in vain to try to reach the height limit. Granted, who is going to stop him from pushing past and getting on anyway, but... Chicken Little is a good boy, okay, he's going to need encouragement for that.
It's also pretty easy to lose him in a crowd due to his short stature, and he occasionally bumps into a couple of people, including the costumed characters as he quickly attempts to apologize--only to stop when he realizes that who he bumped into is... oh.]
Abby? Wh--what, why are you...
[And then up saunters someone in a Chicken Little character costume and boy, isn't that surreal getting to see what he looked like when he was alive and not a small skeleton chicken.
Finally, once he's managed to pull away from that awkwardness, he goes to the gift shops because hey, maybe he can get a souvenir at least to bring back with him to the land of the dead.
... Except, what he finds is... um. Some reminders of a certain someone that several of us here are not happy about, but Chicken Little holds them as if they are the most valuable thing in this shop. Probably the nicest things he's ever seen depicted of him and his dad, to be perfectly honest.]