CRAU MURDERGAME MEME

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THE CRAU MURDERGAME (And Mafia) MEME

You wake up somewhere new. And unlike your first go-around, you know what's happening this time.

This might be your second - third, fourth time in a murdergame. Maybe you had even hosted one, or ran it yourself. You recognize some of your fellow captives, and even the ones you don't seem to have emerged from similar situations.

Either way, you know the drill by now: you're trapped aboard an allegedly haunted school that's floating about in space, and your legion of hosts (an odd collection of characters, which may include but is not limited to: a robot bear, a male voice that only speaks via the intercom, a horrible abomination fast food mascot, a terrifying lich(?), Neil Patrick Harris and an eerily familiar celebrity who's incredibly famous out in space) then suddenly get told that there's only one way to escape, and that's by one thing alone: murder.

Been there, done that.

Each time a murder happens, there's going to be an investigation, and then a trial. Naturally, more often than not, you have to find the culprit or else. Hope that it all comes back to you.

(This meme is intended for CRAU characters and NPCs from previous murdergames (Dangan Roleplay, Foolish Mortals, Trustfell, Parasomnia, Curtains, etc), mafia/murder PSLs/other games (Nope's Peak, Newlydead Game, EpicMafia, etc) and characters from canons that center around "killing games" (Dangan Ronpa, CLUE, Willy Wonka, Hunger Games, etc).




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MURDERGAME TYPE:

1. Investigative. This type of murdergame relies on having specific culprits per trial, each one handpicked as a culprit or victim.
2. Mafia. Specific characters are chosen to be either a group of killers or a single killer from the very beginning. Other roles may also be given to other characters, such as Doctor, Gunsmith, etc.
3. Hunger Games. No trials. No investigations. No downtime. Just an all-out bloodbath. May the odds be ever in your favor.

PROMPTS:

1. Welcome to Hell, Enjoy Your Stay! You've only just woken up, but immediately, you panic. Thankfully, you're not alone, and some of these people are unfamiliar to you - but all of you are terrified.
2. So How About that Murder? You've just been told by your Legion of Hosts that "hey, you've got to kill to survive" and immediately, we're back on your bullshit.
3. MOOOOOOTIVE! It's been quite some time and your mastermind is pretty much sick and tired of all of this fluffy and sweetness to the point that they've put their hands down and decided that they've got to do something about it. But what's it going to be this week?
4. So Do You Want To Be A Mole? Probably not, but it seems that whoever is overseeing your game thinks that you'd be great to be the game's spy.
5. Roles, Roles, Roles! Specific to the Mafia set up, sometimes you're given a specific role. Maybe you can pass out weapons or guns to people. Or perhaps you can speak to the dead. Maybe you can block someone from killing for the evening. Whatever it is, you're special. Just make sure not to get killed. (For ideas on roles, feel free to utilize this list here!)
6. So you're Mafia now, eh? You are one of the elite. The ones chosen to vote for who dies each week. Whether it's by choice or by chance, you've got a dirty job to do and you have to do it... or else. But hey, at least you're not alone! You've got some buddies to help you do the work with you.
7. What's that? Somehow, somewhere, you've managed to find some sort of machine that takes a special kind of coin and pops out some sort of item? Who knows.
8. Free Time Events Throughout the week, you're free to do as you please, so what are you going to do, even with the threat of murder hanging over your heads? Might as well get to know your fellow captives, right?
9. Kill or Be Killed Whether you're mafia or just a solo killer, it's time to start your murder on! There's plenty of ways to do it. So how's it gonna be done this time?
10. IT'S INVESTIGATION TIME! Ding dong bing bong, a body has been discovered! Whether or not you'll actually find any clues, however, to who did it might be a bit of a toughie.
11. Let's figure this out The trial starts and everyone's eyes are on everyone else. Whether you're given a list of suspects or not, there's a killer to catch! But will you catch the right one? Or scapegoat someone else entirely innocent?
12. I remember...! In some murder games, memories are key. Every Sunday, you remember something from your past that you've somehow forgotten. But why was it lost in the first place? And why are you remembering it now, all of a sudden? It is a mystery, truly.
13. And the mastermind is-? Is it truly someone outside of the group? Or perhaps it was one of your friends after all? It's time to finally finish this, solve all the mysteries, defeat the evil twisted things, maybe get the Golden End and go home.
14. WILDCARD Anything else that I'm missing? JUST JAM AND PLAY IT OUT!

 

(original meme prompts by anonily)

Comments

[purrtagonist]

Trashmas. The most sacred of raccoon holidays in which you re-gift garbage presents you don't want to other people.






The raccoon holiday calendar is a bit different than our own.

[foolishjustice]

I...see. So my other self came by a knife and decided you would appreciate it more?

[Congratulations on finding something that actually strikes him as weird?]

[purrtagonist]

[that is because he is very purposefully not explaining context, because it's funnier this way]

Hashtag, Joker aesthetic.

[he's even doing the hand motions for hashtag please stop him]

[foolishjustice]

[He's pretty sure Akira is being deliberately confusing, but...that's just Akira, isn't it? A rank 10 Confidant doesn't necessarily mean he's going to understand someone completely.

Just. Pinching the bridge of his nose.]

I suppose it would have been useful if someone decided an ordinary looking teenage boy would make an easy target. Still, the holiday certainly sounds...unique.

[Stupid.]

[purrtagonist]

[sure doesn't!! and the nature of this Akira's Rank 10 with his Akechi has always been. . . kind of weird]

You can call them stupid. They all were.

Several of our executions were holiday themed, actually.

[foolishjustice]

[This Akechi has been...working on getting more straightforward communication with his Akiras? But it is just in the nature of Akira to do things that confuse Akechi's teenage old man brain. Why must you meme at him?]

Ah, tasteless as well as cruel. A shame exterminators don't generally deal with robotic vermin, isn't it?

[purrtagonist]

[because it's funny. that's it. that's the reason]

You know, one of them actually had a tendency to die every few days or so. But then he'd respawn, like a random encounter.

[Tycoon wasn't very smart]

[foolishjustice]

...I don't suppose they forgot to include a rule against violence toward the...raccoons? That sounds as though it could have been rather cathartic.

[purrtagonist]

"No bullying the raccoons. They're trying their best."

It was the most difficult rule to follow.

[foolishjustice]

Such skill at crushing hopes. They even left room to punish verbal abuse.

I'm a little morbidly curious how that one kept dying, under those circumstances.

[purrtagonist]

Mmm. Fortunately they didn't punish-- [air quotes] -- "verbal bullying," or I might have died in the first few days.

[let him tell you a bad raccoon joke]

He once died by eating too much pudding. Drowning himself in pepto bismol. Sticking his paw in a fan. Jamming his entire body through the front glass of an aquarium and nearly flooding the entire school.

[he could go on]

[foolishjustice]

[Please tell him a bad raccoon joke.]

How comedic. [...He's not being sarcastic.] I wonder if you could have verbally provoked him into doing other idiotic things.

[purrtagonist]

Probably. Too bad I never tried. Not that I really needed to, in the end.

[TYCOON IS FUCKING DUMB]

Ask me if I know any good raccoon jokes.

[foolishjustice]

It sounds like it would have been fun, at least.

[Pause.]

Do you know any good raccoon jokes?

[purrtagonist]

Nope, but I know two bad ones: Tycoon and Raquelle.

[FINGERGUNS]






[okay a) that's funnier if you know what the raccoons names are and b) he's totally stealing his Akechi's joke b/c Akechi was the one who came up with that one]

[foolishjustice]

I'm...not sure I get it.

[He's guessing one of those is the one that's literally too dumb to live...?]

[purrtagonist]

[. . .]

Swing and a miss. . .

[DON'T TELL INSIDE JOKES, AKIRA]

[foolishjustice]

I'm assuming those are names of the raccoons?

[purrtagonist]

Right.

Tycoon was the one who was always dying.

[foolishjustice]

I'm still not certain where the other name comes in, though.

[purrtagonist]

Raquelle was the other raccoon. Tycoon's sister. Marginally more competent, but not by much.

[. . .]

Having to explain the joke takes the oomph out of it.

[foolishjustice]

It does. Maybe you should have made a point of mentioning their names before attempting the joke?

[purrtagonist]

Eeeeeh. . .

[flaps a hand vaguely; the moment for his joke is officially gone, there's no use in crying over spilled milk]

[metaphorically spilled milk]

[foolishjustice]

But, to be serious for a moment...hearing about this does make me appreciate our...observer. Coco-chan is the sort who's a little difficult to take seriously, but being late to a trial because of a coffee run is much less worrisome than nearly flooding the entire campus.

[purrtagonist]

[squints]

Coco-chan?

That's awfully familiar for someone who made you kill each other. . .

[or so he assumes]