In this AU, right before leaving everyone, Walt decides to give everyone whether living or dead a present: Free tickets to the Walt Disney World park! Never mind that he never mentions a park that he didn't destroy in this universe, or why he named a park after himself (altho that's not out of character for him).
I guess you can't look a gift horse in the mouth? Even if the gift reminds you a lot of a horrifyingly traumatizing experience. It's fine just try to have fun.
Just... try to ignore all that Mickey Mouse imagery.
The RidesHey, what’s Disney without all the fun rides! Like… the Haunted Mansion…. Or the Carousel of Progress…
Hmm.. well luckily there are still plenty of rides at Walt Disney World that don’t have traumatizing connotations here! Rock n Roller Coaster is a blast and it’s always fun to wait in the incredibly long line for Peter Pan ride!
Or heck, maybe you wanna trash the place as revenge on the torture Disney caused! Try climbing out of the Doombuggy to strangle the attic bride or break the TV sets in the Tower of Terror preshow room! The poor cast members will be suffering for it but at least you got to punch Rod’s stupid TV face.
Just a heads up if anyone wants to trash the Tower of Terror, Rod will be there in the lobby the whole time curled up on the couch and refusing to let any of the Cast Members force him out of there
The ShowsWell you shouldn’t have a whole lot of trauma with the shows at least! Because lbr there isn’t exactly a whole lot of plot material we can get out a fake filming of an Indiana Jones movie or the Muppets singing about American history.
But hey, have fun watching a bunch of cheesy shows with fun special effects! Take refuge knowing that we didn’t horribly ruin them for you
The Characters… Huh, a lot of people here sure are dressed and acting like people you know. That’s kinda creepy.
The FoodIf there’s one thing Walt Disney World is known for, it’s their wide variety of food. Sure you can get some crappy popcorn or a generic sugar cookie, but there are a variety of wonderful snacks and restaurants to try out to your heart’s content-THEY SERIOUSLY MAKE YOU PAY 7 BUCKS FOR A PRETZEL??
OtherFeel free to check out the hotels or Disney Springs or do whatever the heck you want here! The world is your oyster… as long as you wanna pay for it.